About Emmy Dickins
Far be it from me to focus on myself, when there is so much impurrrfection in the world to address -- after all, where would Emmy even begin to enumerate her own superior qualities?
Suffice to say that even the infinite internet has not enough space nor enough time to hold such a list, so let us not digress. Emmy Dickins purrposes to advise her human, who is severely in need of improvement in oh, so many areas.
If Emmy can effect some amelioration, some change, some organization in this sad individual, then the world will know, without being told, of the most superior qualities of Emmy Dickins.